Random Acts of Randomness

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

To Do List For Today

1.) Buy flowers for Bob Stoops, Jason White, and Ashlee Simpson
2.) Buy a heavy-duty ice scraper for my vehicle
3.) Cut off my nose
4.) Consider calling in sick from work before finally caving in to the ice
5.) Drive 15 miles an hour in a 45, get honked at, almost get rammed into twice by people going too fast
6.) Arrive at work wondering why I bothered
7.) Sit at desk with a faint voice and an occasional hacking cough
8.) Die
9.) Leave work early
10.) Go to grocery store for reasons you can't figure out
11.) Go to gas station and buy 2 dollars in gas
12.) Sit in car and let hands warm back up for 30 minutes
13.) Arrive home and go straight to bed
14.) Wake up thinking it's the next morning
15.) Oh wait...it's only 7 THAT evening

2 Comments:

  • At 3:50 PM, Blogger Reagan said…

    Oh, PLEASE. I have already banned Jay Leno from existance for HIS jokes about the Orange Bowl. Do I need to ban Letterman too?

     
  • At 9:51 AM, Blogger Reagan said…

    I bet. (cue eyeroll) Of course, if I hear one more reference to Chokelahoma, I'm gonna run someone over with a Mack truck. Twice.

     

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